E: Mommy, know what?
Me: What?
E: When I grow up I wanna be a baby.
Me: That's discouraging.
A: And I want to be spiderman when I grow up.
Me: When I was little, I wanted to own and run a zoo when I grew up.
A: (disdainfully) Oh.
E: But instead you turned out to be a mommy.
A: And you're growing smaller. With each birthday you get littler.
1 comment:
Aedan's last comment is brill! I wonder if he's concerned you should vanish altogether one year.
~R
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