We watched The Prince of Egypt recently in our usual lackadaisical weekly watching of A Family Movie. It's either Big Trouble in Little China (whoops) or Gnomeo and Juliet (srsly) or well, other hits and misses. So I thought The Prince of Egypt was going to be about Joseph not Moses and I didn't know it was a musical....but I tried not to feed into the general whining about all the singing. Alouicious finally stopped complaining when he realized the little girls liked it.
In particular, Gladys seemed to be thinking about all kinds of things and after talking a whole lot when it was over and rubbing my cheek announced that she would write a poem. Then, the next day, she hassled me all morning until I dropped everything and sat down and wrote down what she wanted. All that follows is her 'poem', but really more of an imprecatory psalm, scribbled by me as she spoke without breath. If you're generally offended by the violent justice of God in the Old Testament then you won't enjoy this. But if you've worked through that you should be fine.
The Poem of God
Mary and Joseph were going to get a baby.
An angel said to them, "You are going to have a baby."
Pharoah came to get his prisoners back
but God put up a wall of water for his people
and flooded Pharaoh and his people.
God's people were safe.
The people of Israel had a party to celebrate.
God said the people should have a place to live and lots of food and water.
They came to a place a place where the were lots
of homes with food and water.
The people lived and were safe.
All Pharaoh's people were dead,
sinking in the sand and all the frogs
were jumping on them.
They would be dead forever.
God's people were safe with food and water.
Every morning they sat in front of the cozy fire with warm blankets.
All Pharaoh's people were dead at the bottom of the ocean.